#36 The Truth About Inanimate Object

I have watched you closely little Batman ornament. You sit there beside your friend the blue and red clay guardian,. I know you two converse when my ears are busy with other things. If patience hadn't been my virtue, I'd never have found out your secret life. As King of the Bookcase, you alone rule the domain I gave you. Like some great god hand, I placed you there to protect my treasures. I've seen the pride you take in maintaining the integrity of the crystal garden that surrounds the different pieces of my history on top of that high plateau. It was just the other day, when I was pretending to sleep, that you told a wild-eyed Bane to keep his naughty paws from jumping up there and disturbing the peace. I find it almost comical that your greatest nemesis in this house just so happens to be a cat who shares the same name as one of your most formidable villains. I guess neither of us can escape the challenges we are meant to face. I think you deserve a vacation my friend and little protector. You can take a week off. I'm sure that Theodore would mind spreading his wings and taking over for a week. I do have one question for you before you go. Have you been using my laptop? It's just weird that my Google page wants to auto-search Catwoman pictures and my Pandora now has a station entitled Bat Mix.