I have been sitting here in this very spot for around 37 book titles. That can be translated to about half a thermos of hot coffee or more precisely twelve strokes of the beard. Some people may say that it would be closer to four and a half commercial breaks that I've been sitting here. To those people, I say they are mistaken because it truly has been only one bad idea and a quick nap since I first sat down. If they had said I had been sitting for around two position changes on the couch, I might be more inclined to agree. I certainly have not been here for longer than two sneezes, but who can tell at this point. It feels like I've been here for several bathroom breaks...
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